Un tip se duce la psihiatru:
- Domnule doctor, în fiecare noapte sa visez ca împing un tren din Bucuresti pâna la Ploiesti si înapoi. Dimineata ma trezesc extenuat. Ce îmi recomandati?
Doctorul se gândeste si raspunde:
- Domnule, te duci acasa si înainte de a te culca îti imaginezi ca vei împinge trenul numai pâna la Ploiesti. De la Ploiesti la Bucuresti voi apare eu în vis si îl voi împinge eu.
Pacientul pleaca multumit. Apare urmatorul pacient:
- Domnule doctor, în fiecare noapte visez ca fac amor cu zece femei. Dimineata ma trezesc extenuat.
Doctorul cade iar pe gânduri:
- Domnule, te duci acasa si înainte de a te culca îti imaginezi ca vei face amor doar cu cinci femei. Cu celelalte cinci voi face amor eu când îti voi apare în vis. Eu le-as lua pe toate zece de pe capul tau dar mai am de împins un tren de la Ploiesti la Bucuresti…
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